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I’ve Been Domesticated (aka You’re Slipping Dude)
I don’t know when it happened. One day, I’m the king of the castle. The lord of all I survey. My word is law. My rule absolute. But that day has passed. It’s a new day now, and I’m feeling … Continue reading
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Stephen Chukumba says: “Go with the flow.”
Are you one of those people, that, no matter what happens, you just go with the flow? I mean, good or bad, you remain even, despite the calamity around you? It’s a rather pleasant state of being, this going-with-the-flow thing. … Continue reading
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Stephen Chukumba says: “It’s all about con-text.”
Disclaimer: This post contains some politically incorrect content. I am both embarrassed and ashamed to even relate the information contained herein. However, in my defense, I was so amused by some of these gems, that I would have been remiss … Continue reading
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Stephen Chukumba says: “Reading is fun-for-mentals.”
By my own admission I do not like to read…books, that is. That is not to say that I am a complete ignoramus, but I’m pretty close. My wife on the other hand, devours books. She usually reads two or … Continue reading
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Stephen Chukumba says: “It’s a (input child’s gender here)!”
The wife and I are having our fourth child, due around February 4, 2010. With the exception of Asha Ming (our first), I’ve found out the sex of each kid and she has remained in the dark, lest her foreknowledge … Continue reading
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Stephen Chukumba says: “Back to school night…ugh!”
The start of every school year inevitably brings about one of the more unpleasant parental rites of passage – back to school night. I say ‘unpleasant’ because of the rehashed and canned speeches, and the ‘few words’ (read ‘never-ending soliloquies’) … Continue reading
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Stephen Chukumba says: “You know you are loved when you can fart in the bed.”
As a man, I’m often given to bouts of flatulence. All creatures pass gas, and I am no exception. Passing gas is proof positive that the body is working properly, breaking down the food we intake, metabolizing it, keeping the … Continue reading
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Stephen Chukumba says: “Myxer’s mixer rocks!”
I just arrived at the Ainsworth, and what is unquestionably one of the most well attended mobile events I’ve ever been to in NYC. It’s being hosted by Myxer, the self-styled “leader in mobile content,” which offers ringtones, wallpapers, games … Continue reading
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